Perky Polar Bear-isms

"You mean, like being a parent?" One child's response to an artists description of their day which included 'paperwork.'

"Hey everyone! Let's go get some beers." Not a frat guy... this was a 4 year old to all of his friends which then created a day of "beer" drinking. I tried to turn it into sodas, juice, water and so many other things! Even dinosaur spit... but nope. They wanted beer. I wanted a beer too, that was the problem!